Facebook Shmasebook - Give me a Break

Six things I love about facebook ( I meant to write ten but then I got distracted)
1. People I haven't spoken to since kindergarden all want to put my birthday in their calendar.  Due to this innovation they can send me great virtual presents such as juicy lolly-pops.
2. Poking. Ever since a girl with pigtails and a brace on her teeth used to poke me with her ruler in third grade I've really missed this activity.
 3. Knowing who my friends  friends are. When bored there is nothing more stimulating than discovering that   Patricia Longgone (no I don't remember where I know him from but he insists we are buddies) is now friends with Michael Redwood Seagal.
4. Reading interesting posts. I find it so stimulating that I keep checking to see if  Marian Faithlesshas  going to bed yet and what Judy Trudy from New Zealand is presently baking.
5. The fact that I can add more and more friends to my friends list. I now have 274 relatives and 1543 friends to converse with. I shall never be lonely again.
6. Conversing with my newly born babes who now have facebook accounts of their own with cute pictures and everything. If only they'd learn to write sooner.